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A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

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I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

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Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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If I was a weather man, I’d leak the weather early to pretty women.

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Old people be like “no elbows on the table, it’s rude” then say something racist.

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I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.