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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

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All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.

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Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

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If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.