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Iโ€™ve named my couch American Idle.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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Iโ€™m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Iโ€™m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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People found guilty of not using punctuation deserve the longest sentence possible.

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Nobody lures you into a gingerbread house in the forest anymore.

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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Iโ€™m only dead on the outside.