Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest. Commentary:"Turns out the abyss has a 'do not disturb' sign now. ๐ต๐" Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal. Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us. Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings. I believe it was Aristotle who once said โThe fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.โ If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.