New funny exercise quotes

• The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

• Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

• My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

• The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

• I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

• The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

• Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

• If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

• I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

• Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Top funny exercise quotes

• I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

• “Life is a marathon, not a sprint.” Cool, I dislike both of those things.

• The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

• My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

• I was going to go for a run, then realized I could just run my mouth on here.

• Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

• Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

• People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

• “A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.

• Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.”

Popular funny exercise quotes

• All of my fitness goals are within reach, but unfortunately, so are the crisps.

• Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

• I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

• Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

• Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

• Scrolling should count as cardio.

• Does running actually get easier if you do it a lot, or is it that you just get more masochistic?

• Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

• Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

• I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

More funny exercise quotes

• Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

• Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

• My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

• I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

• When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

• My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

• I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

• Every day is leg day when you’re running from your problems.

• Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

• I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

Witty exercise quotes

• Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

• How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

• I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

• About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

• Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

• The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

• You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

• Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

• Eat like your treadmill is watching.

• I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Funny exercise quotes remind us that while working out may be good for the body 🏃‍♀️, it’s even better for collecting funny stories 😂. From wardrobe malfunctions 🧦 to completely failing at yoga poses 🧘‍♂️, every workout offers a fresh dose of comedy 🤣. These quotes are perfect for anyone who believes that if you’re not laughing during your workout, you’re not doing it right 🙃. So embrace the struggle, laugh at the soreness, and keep sweating with a smile 🤪!