New funny year quotes

• Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

• Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

• Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

• We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

• My intern was born in 2007. I have unread emails older than that.

• All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

• To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.

• Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

• Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

• You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

Top funny year quotes

• The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

• Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

• This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

• August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody.

• I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

• I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

• Hello, hi. Don’t invite me anywhere until next year. The money is finished. Regards.

• (To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

• This year has been the perfect blend of me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

• “I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

Popular funny year quotes

• Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.

• We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

• Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

• “You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

• Welcome to your senior years, where you get mad when they rearrange the grocery store.

• Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

• You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

• I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

• I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

• Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

More funny year quotes

• Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

• The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

• Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

• I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

• People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

• My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

• It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

• A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

• I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

• Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Witty year quotes

• I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

• Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

• We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

• I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

• The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

• The only thing I gained this year is weight.

• No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

• I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

• All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

• To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Funny year quotes remind us that no matter how much we plan 🗓️, each year delivers a fresh set of hilarious surprises 🤣. Whether it’s personal fails, global weirdness, or just plain bizarre moments 🤷‍♂️, every year leaves us with stories we’ll laugh about for years to come. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s already saying, “Next year will be different!” while secretly knowing it won’t be 🙃. So embrace the chaos, laugh at the craziness, and enjoy the comedy each year delivers 🤪!