New funny mental health quotes

• Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

• Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

• Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

• My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

• Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.

• The subtle art of letting yourself go crazy once in a while.

• Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

• Money saved by using public transport instead of an Uber is paid for with your time and mental health instead.

• Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

• Overthinkaholic!

Top funny mental health quotes

• Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

• Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

• One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

• Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

• I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

• Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

• They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

• My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

• The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

• You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

Popular funny mental health quotes

• 3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

• The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

• Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

• At my next therapy session, I will be discussing the trauma I’ve been dealing with ever since the grocery store layout was altered.

• Probably the most depressed I’ve ever been in my life, except for a bunch of other times.

• Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

• Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

• Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

• Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

• Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

More funny mental health quotes

• My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

• Nightmares are so embarrassing. Why is my anxiety working the night shift?

• Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

• Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

• The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

• Therapy isn’t gonna cut it, I need vengeance.

• Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

• The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

• I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.

• No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Witty mental health quotes

• Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

• Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

• One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

• I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

• Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.

• Social media is mental suicide.

• Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

• Calling a lobotomy a “lobobo” to fit in with Gen Z.

• Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

• Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

Funny mental health quotes remind us that while self-care and mindfulness are important 🧘‍♂️, humor is often the quickest coping mechanism 🤣. Whether it’s spiraling over tiny problems 🌪️, having random mood swings 🎢, or calling naps “emotional resets” 😴, mental health management comes with plenty of laughable moments. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s just trying to stay semi-sane one day at a time 🙃. So embrace the ups, laugh through the downs, and enjoy the healing power of humor 🤪!