50+ Funny Friendship Quotes That Prove Your Besties Are Your Personal Comedians

New funny friendship quotes

• If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

• I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

• I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

• When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

• Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

• If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

• Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

• I like when the superheroes that can fly pick up and carry the ones that can’t.

• People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix.

• You don’t know about stupidity until your female friends open up about their love life.

Top funny friendship quotes

• I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

• My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

• Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

• Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

• I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

• I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

• Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

• The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.

• Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

• I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

Popular funny friendship quotes

• Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

• Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

• You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

• We can’t both age regress at the same time — someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

• Maybe in another life, I’m a spoiled nepo baby — jobless and doing nothing but shopping all day with my equally nepotised friends.

• Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

• Friends with consequences.

• I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

• What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you.

• Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

More funny friendship quotes

• Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

• If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

• Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

• April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

• Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

• Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

• Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

• True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

• Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.

• I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Witty friendship quotes

• Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

• Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

• I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

• A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

• Nobody supports you like that one internet friend you’ve never met.

• I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

• If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

• That’s not my girl bestie, that’s my platonic wife.

• You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

• Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Funny friendship quotes remind us that while friends are there for the serious stuff 💕, they’re even better at creating endless laugh-out-loud moments 😂. Whether it’s roasting each other nonstop 🔥, pulling harmless pranks 🎯, or turning small things into epic stories 🤣, friendships thrive on humor. These quotes are perfect for anyone who knows that life’s funniest moments usually involve their best friends 🙃. So cherish the inside jokes, embrace the craziness, and enjoy the never-ending comedy show that is friendship 🤪!