New funny idea quotes

• Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

• I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

• My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

• Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

• Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

• Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

• I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

• Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

• My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

• My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Top funny idea quotes

• I love how you get on Twitter, and all your thoughts are already in someone else’s tweet.

• Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

• Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could.

• They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

• The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

• Thinking of starting a religion around cheese.

• Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

• First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

• The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

• First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Popular funny idea quotes

• Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

• First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.

• Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

• I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

• Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

• Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

• Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

• Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

• Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

• Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

More funny idea quotes

• The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

• “I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

• I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

• I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

• First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

• Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

• There should be guide dogs that prevent you from making bad decisions.

• Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

• Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

• The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Witty idea quotes

• They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

• I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

• Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

• “Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

• I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

• Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

• If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

• I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

• I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

• I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Funny idea quotes remind us that while ideas are exciting 💡, they often come with unexpected twists, turns, and plenty of laughs 😂. Whether it’s group projects that spiral out of control 📝, DIY disasters 🔧, or business schemes that sounded way better in theory 🤣, ideas give us stories we’ll laugh about for years. These quotes are perfect for anyone who proudly owns at least a few “what was I thinking?” moments 🙃. So embrace the brainstorms, laugh at the outcomes, and enjoy the comedy that comes with every new idea 🤪!