New funny internet quotes

• Yeah, I’ll get up soon, I just need to look at the internet first. Yes, the whole thing.

• Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

• Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

• I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

• Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

• Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

• Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

• Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

• One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

• Isn’t your email address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

Top funny internet quotes

• “Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

• Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

• Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.

• I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

• The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

• I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

• Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

• It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

• Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

• Twitter is like attaching a message to a balloon, hoping that the right person somehow finds and reads it.

Popular funny internet quotes

• I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

• It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

• “You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

• Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

• Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

• It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

• “I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

• Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

• Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

• Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

More funny internet quotes

• Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

• I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

• The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

• I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

• I’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. I don’t even know what it means, but I’ve had enough.

• And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

• Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

• I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

• People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

• Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Witty internet quotes

• I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

• Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

• One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

• Took control of my life today and canceled my AOL subscription.

• I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

• Clicking on a suspicious link at work just to feel something.

• I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

• Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

• Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

• We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

Funny internet quotes remind us that while the internet connects us 🌐, it also keeps us constantly entertained (and mildly confused) 🤣. Whether it’s weird influencers 🧢, hilarious fails 🤯, or endlessly scrolling through things you didn’t even search for 📱, the internet never disappoints in delivering laughs. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s spent hours online wondering, “How did I end up here?” 🙃. So embrace the weird, enjoy the randomness, and keep laughing at the internet’s never-ending comedy show 🤪!