50+ Funny Internet Quotes That Prove The Web Is One Giant Comedy Club

New funny internet quotes

• If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

• 80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

• I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

• Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

• Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

• I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

• Internet strangers offer the best advice.

• If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

• On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

• Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Top funny internet quotes

• Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

• The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

• Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

• Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

• No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

• Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

• Instead of writing LOL, I’m going to start writing SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It’s more accurate.

• I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

• Wi-Fi: Your internet connection is unstable. Me: You should see my life.

• I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Popular funny internet quotes

• Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

• I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

• You’re the ‘S’ to my ‘HTTP’; without you, I’m just a bad connection!

• Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

• Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

• Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

• The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

• Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

• I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

• A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

More funny internet quotes

• I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

• I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

• If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

• “Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

• Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

• It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

• Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

• Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

• There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

• I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

Witty internet quotes

• Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

• Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

• This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

• Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

• I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

• Calling the police when someone unfollows.

• No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

• Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

• I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

• Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

Funny internet quotes remind us that while the internet connects us 🌐, it also keeps us constantly entertained (and mildly confused) 🤣. Whether it’s weird influencers 🧢, hilarious fails 🤯, or endlessly scrolling through things you didn’t even search for 📱, the internet never disappoints in delivering laughs. These quotes are perfect for anyone who’s spent hours online wondering, “How did I end up here?” 🙃. So embrace the weird, enjoy the randomness, and keep laughing at the internet’s never-ending comedy show 🤪!