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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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My brain is 80% song lyrics.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

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Still writing the old year on all my ransom notes.