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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were โ€œsigns of a struggleโ€.

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Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever had garlic bread?

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Last time I laid on his chest, I heard girls in there laughing at me.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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I bet being full feels so good for the moon.

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AI wonโ€™t replace me because Iโ€™m already useless to society.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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“It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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I can do anything, as long as there’s a looming deadline and serious consequences.

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Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

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The delivery guy absolutely hates it when I call him my pizza mule.

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I think it broke my boyfriendโ€™s heart when I said he couldnโ€™t have Salma Hayek for Valentineโ€™s Day.

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What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

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No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.