Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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It’s nice to have a moment to breathe before reality knocks the wind out of you again.

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You only live once and thank God for that.

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

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Don’t throw hate at me, throw money!