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This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

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If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

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If the shampoo and the conditioner finish at the same time, one of them faked it.

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I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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A McRib killed my tapeworm.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Home is where you can walk around like a bum.

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.