Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

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Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.