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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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This entire month could’ve been an email.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.