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Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

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I told the trees what you did. Be wary when you enter the forest next.

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Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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“Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it.

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I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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Who called it girl math and not galgebra?

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.