The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

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I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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I wish it were social acceptable to say “I don’t care” and walk away mid conversation when you’re bored.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly past Earth.

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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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Anyone know how to grow a money tree?