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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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If I ever become a ghost, I’m gonna go back and haunt college me. Tell him to hydrate.

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I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”