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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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Guess we're all just failing to impress each other here ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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