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Avocado is just green butter.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out Iโ€™m not even remotely funny.

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All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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I’m full of rage, but in a very chill and nonchalant way.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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How is it still this week?

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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Ah, the art of bin-side diplomacy, where friendships were forged over #2 pencils and wood shavings! โœ๏ธ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„

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