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I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

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I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.