When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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If sex was strictly meant for procreation, why did God make it feel so good?

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Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

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My kids didn’t follow me into the bathroom so now I’m scared to leave and find out what they got into instead.

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I love when someone is telling a story and you can tell even from their version that they’re the villain.

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.