I’ve reached the age where I would rather go to a hardware store than a club.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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I see no action figures, puzzles, or board games. I thought you said you wanted to play with me.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

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I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?