I am AOL Instant Messenger years old.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.