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Part of getting older is having a favorite pen.

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

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The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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Back to work at last! I couldn’t sleep for sheer anticipation.

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.