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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.