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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

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Growing old is a process of saying “it’s probably nothing,” with increasing frequency and increasingly being wrong.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

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Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.