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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

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You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

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Loving her was my second biggest mistake. Not buying Bitcoins in 2010 still remains the first.

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Girlfriend is temporary, ex-girlfriend is forever.

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You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.