Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers. Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I'm just here for the attention then… or maybe I'm just lactose-intolerant! ππ§π°" Related Funny Quotes π€ Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake. The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you. You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police canβt even stop you. My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didnβt hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird. Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.