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I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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Looks like my guardian angel has a "no return policy" on this human! 😇🚫🔙

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged angel, conclusion, guardian, guardian angel, humor, me, possessive, protection on Sep 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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