Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder. Commentary:When your handbag is determined to audition for Cirque du Soleil! πͺππ Related Funny Quotes π€ The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it. As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding. Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag. You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt. I donβt want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.