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One day you’ll find someone who’s obsessed with you. It’ll probably be a demon but that’s what it is.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.