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I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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Twitter is like talking to yourself in public and some random dude walking by agrees with you.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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