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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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Some people stay longer in a toilet than in a relationship.