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An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and I’m like, cool, can one of you reach the top shelf for me.

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Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.