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  • Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.
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  • I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.
  • Once my school teacher lectured me for unacceptable behavior. That’s 30 mins of sleep I am never getting back
  • They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.
  • Life is hard. It is harder if you are stupid.