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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.

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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

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Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

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Soft launching your call out the next day by telling everyone at work your stomach feels a little weird.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

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There are only two kinds of people, and I avoid them both.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.