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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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Looks like the universe is mostly made up of morons 😜🌌 Better watch out for those cosmic clowns!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged electrons, humor, intelligence, joke, moron, neutrons, physics, protons, science, universe on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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