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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.

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You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.