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Well, looks like the irresistible allure of free food and socializing has trumped all other plans 🍂🍁 Time to pack up and join the potluck party – who knew casseroles could be so persuasive? 🥘✨
I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.
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