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I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

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I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

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When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.