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“Imagine the satisfaction of causing traffic jams and slow commutes in your afterlife as a rebellious speed bump! 😈🚗 Just make sure to bring your ‘Slow Down’ sign to complete the look! 😂 #SpeedBumpRevenge”
When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.
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