Someone from has bookmarked:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Someone from has bookmarked:

If I ever say “with all due respect”, please understand that there is none.

Someone from has shared:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Someone from has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

Someone from has shared:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Someone from has shared:

I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

Someone from has downloaded:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Someone from has viewed:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Someone from has viewed:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Someone from has downloaded:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.