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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

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December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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“She’s so self-centered.” Who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

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I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.