Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Commentary:
"Time is like a limited edition chocolate – savor it, enjoy it, and make sure you don't accidentally drop it on the floor. Because let's face it, no one wants to waste precious time picking up a chocolate-covered mess… unless it's a really good chocolate!"

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