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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?