Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

Commentary:
“Watching a movie with someone who narrates the entire plot like they’re auditioning for an audio book can definitely be a test of patience. 🙄 But hey, when I add my insightful commentary, it’s basically like I’m providing a director’s cut commentary track! 🍿😂 Who knew my witty jokes could be the secret ingredient to the ultimate movie-watching experience? 🌟📽️ #SnarkyCinephile”

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