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What doesn’t kill you will text you in 5 months to ask “What are you doing?”

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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Talents: eating!

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I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.