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Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

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Hannibal Lecter didn’t have to be a serial killer, he was scary enough as a foodie.

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At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

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That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

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I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”