A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose gua… Commentary:"Who needs a sugar daddy when you can have a glucose guardian? Keeping it sweet and scientific! 🍬🧪 #sweetandsavvy" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend. Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal. I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”. Me going to work because I’m too honest to scam people, too shy to be an influencer, too good for a sugar daddy, and too dumb for crypto. I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.