A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppA gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive. April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine. Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me” Diabetes was the God of sugar. I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.