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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose gua…

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose gua…

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"Who needs a sugar daddy when you can have a glucose guardian? Keeping it sweet and scientific! 🍬🧪 #sweetandsavvy"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged daddy, gender-neutral, glucose, guardian, humor, joke, relationship, sugar, wordplay on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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